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My Supermassive Black Hole

Don't give up the fight, You will be all right, Cause there's no one like you, In the universe.
13/12/2006

I want you now

I have an interview at East Anglia for Medicine
 
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22/11/2006

Dodel Up

Today I was doing Biology coursework and I was in such a rush I wrote "gloves should be porn when handling Copper Sulphate". It made me laugh. I hope I did ok in it. I found out why the girl in my Psychology class always has Ribena, it is because her dad owns a newsagents! Imagine that! So tha's about all that's happenin' with my lessons. Parents evening was interesting also as my Psychology teacher read out my essay results which go something like this... F, C, D, B, C, A. I did not get told off for my appaling attendance at all! wooo! And even got effort grade 1 in General Studies hahaha.
 
I have conditional offers from Birmingham and Liverpool to do Anatomy and Human Biology.
 
Anyway... This woman goes to her mothers funeral but falls in love with a man there. She did not get his name or number. So she killed her sister... but why? According to my very knowlagable father (who told me I could get mad cows disease if I didn't hold my breath when driving past a field of cows) if you answer this correctly, you are indeed a psychopath! I got it right. As did Luke. Anny did not.
 
I'm going to a party tomorrow! And then Luke is going to sleep in my bed which is always fantastic :)
 
 
 
 
 
 
16/10/2006

Till the day that I die

It has been a little while since I last blogged. I do not have much news really. I went on work experiance again last week which was cool, especially vascular surgeory. Gem's party was a good laugh and now she is 18! WoooooO! It is now 25 days until I am 18 which is a big thing. And college is going really shit. I have applied to East Anglian, Brighton & Sussex, Penninsula and Cardiff to do Medicine but doubt I will get in anywhere. Oh well.
 
Wooo life!
08/09/2006

I Miss You

YAY! I've been doing a week work experiance at Frimley Park in Surrey and it was so amazingly cool! I saw loads of surgeory. Removing swollen thyroid glands, synesis' drained, hip fracture stabalised, an infected foot being cleaned out, ghoul bladder being removed, stones in the bile duct being removed... And I spent time in A and E which was really cool, saw lots of blood. Did some ward rounds in ENT and orphapaedics. Went into paediatrics and near natal care unit with tiny babies. Annnnnnnd saw CT scanning, MRI scans and lots and lots of X rays. Spent time in Neurology and the cathlabs! So really busy but exciting week!
 
This one woman came into A and E and said "I think I have bird flu" the doctor asked why and she said because she had eaten chicken last night and now she has a cold. Oh I did laugh.
17/08/2006

Numb

Got my AS results. I got A in Sociology and got full marks again (I have no idea how I do it), I also got an A in Psychology which was a really big shock as I did very last minute revision and didn't really care about it. Then I got a B in Biology which was 5 marks off an A and Chemistry I got a B. And B in General Studies despite talking about the selfless work Ralph Harris does for for animals. Oh but I failed IT. That's just funny though.
 
Don't know what to drop now, Psychology, which I can get an A in or Biology which I could get an A in but I don't havean A at AS. I'm not dropping Sociology. And I love Chemistry.
 
Going to V tomorrow!
06/08/2006

I Don't Feel Like Dancin'

I have doen something naughty.
 
There was this woman asleep on a bench at the train station and it was really busy and there was no where else to sit so I sat half on, half off at the very end next to her minging feet. She sorta woke up a bit later and started streching and nearly kicked me off. So I stole one of her flip flops when my train came. Only she got the same train and was sitting a few seats down with only one flip flop on. And I have it right here. In a plastic bag for hygiene reasons. It's pretty groose, she needs some new ones anyway I think.
 
I'm going to hell. Lol.
04/08/2006

Rooftops

You know Hayseed Dixie who Anny and I went to see on Sunday evening said that they wouldn't shag a girl who was too "skinny". By this they meant both hands shouldn't touch each other when you have one hand on each bottom cheeck. I do not understand.
 
Anyway, I have been wroking much this week and am terrified of the secret customer who is comming any day. Been drinking quiet a lot of beer. And er that's it really. Well that is all I would disclose on here. There is much much more going on in my life lol. But I want to be mysterious.
 
Yay! Lauren is back! This makes me happy. And It is only 14 days until V which is pretty cool! But a week on Thursday until exam results   
28/07/2006

Drive You Home

I went to London yesterday to the Motor Show. It was rather good although not as good as the ones at the NEC were. Audi weren't there. Or VW. Loads actually. But we did look for my first car and it's either a corsa, fiesta or a weird Pincato or something. I want the corsa. I want a pink Corsa. Wooo a car for Heather! And I sat on a police motorbike and I saw a policeman on a normal bike on a bridge. AND! DID YOU KNOW CATS CANNOT BREATHE THROUGH THEIR MOUTHS! Neither can horses. So if they get a cold they suffokate n die.
 
And saw Jools Holland again. 4th time now. He and Sam Brown and the crew were as ace as always although they didn't play Enjoy Yourself.
 
Then today went to Paul Frank shop  I could have spent sooo much money and I'd just been paid £250 but I need to save it all for V (mostly for alcohol) I did buy a lovely Scurvy bright blue jacket though, it is really nice and only £55!
 
I am working 5 days this week.
20/07/2006

Androgyny

Hiya. Today Lauren and I were sitting in the usual tree and these tourists walked past and started filming us waving. It was funny. Is it unusual to see people sitting in trees? Maybe it is in their far away land.
 
I've finished college now. Who knows what may happen now! I don't have much planned for Summer. I have work experiance in surgeory though. Going to Barcelona for a week and camping in Wales! Annnd partying for a whole week when my parents are away  Oh and V of course. Yeah I do actually have quiet a lot planned don't I. This is a good thing. Ooooh and then there is exam results. I just want to get that out of the way.
 
Tis a lovely day for it.
13/07/2006

WOOOO

WOOO GOING TO SEE MUSE ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!! (My 18th that is...)
09/07/2006

City Of Delusion

Life is unfortunatly as eventful as ever  It is pretty w*nk. But you know, life is pretty w*nk anyway so it isn't new info. Lol, I do talk some crap!
 
My new job is really boring. I fax the prescriptions in the first half an hour and then sit on my wheelie chair spinning round and round and round day dreaming for the rest of the 5 and a half hours. But oh my they have AUTOMATIC SOAP DISPENSERS!!! They are so hygienic and useful, I made 2 trips to the toilet today just for the soap! Still good money for doing absolutly nothing though. Millets is gay. As is college.
 
Hmmmm, yes. Anyway, woooo it is Monday tomorrow! (I have to be optimistic about something)
05/07/2006

Six Days

Hmmmm, this weather is depressing. OMFG New Muse album  Although I have to admit I am less obsessed with Muse now. I havan't brought any magazines they have been in where as I used to buy them all. I think this is a good thing.
 
It is not a good day today I have decided. Who can I talk to anyway?
25/06/2006

We Are Your Friends

Ah! I have a new job. I am a Prescription Administrator. Sounds important doesn't it! I get £7.22 an hour. That is twice what I get at Millets. And there are loads of doctors everywhere, it's like woooowwwwww.
 
Last night I saw THE best film, Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift, twas so ace. I was so excited I was nearly sick!
 
And I have red nails.
 
And Jools has had a bath.
 
And And And....
11/06/2006

A Boy Brushed Red Living In Black and White

Ooooh, well it has been a fun weekend.

On Saturday I worked from 9 till 2 which was gay as always. Oh I did get b*llocked. It was funny to hear what clothes size some of the staff think I am. Size 4 lol. Whatever. I have my aprasil next weekend.

Then I met Emmaaer and we went to Wem to watch the football. We went back to Eliza's house and watched the football with Pimms and then played a weird French game in sand. Oh and we went on a bike ride.

Then we went to Laurens hosue (risking Elizas er, brilliant driving) but she wasn't there. So we went to pub and had really cold beer which was fabulous. Then erm, blank bit.

Then we went to a Catholic BBQ which wasn't very catholic at all really! They were all drinking beer and swearing and playing the Bloodhound Gang. I was shocked as I was told not to do anything anticatholic, shocked!

Then! We lost the quiz unfortunatly despite our exterme attempts to cheat but oh well. Food was good. People were ace. Etc.

Then!!! We went back to Emmas house which wasn't planned. But she had beer and we watched Saw again. I didn't have a change of clothes though, or underwear. Not good. And then today I went to a Jaguar thing and drank champagne with old posh people!

I am having a cocktail party for my 18th. With proper cocktails innit.Mmmmm.

 

08/06/2006

Curses

I have finished my exams now (apart from IT, but that doesn't count)! Oh and we went to the Quarry all day and drank and played with a beach ball and weird wizzle ball thing we got from the best shop in the world, Millets of course. And it was hot! And fun!
 
So I think Chemistry went well.
 
Lalala, it's nice to be free again. No revisin' or anything.
25/05/2006

Somebody's watching me

Woooo! I have finished Psychology foreverrrrr. lol, it was a disaster though. Very very last minute revision. I did turn the page this time though. Sociology went well (I think) on Tuesday so I am not being Selective Abstract today  I didn't use Cultural Imperialism though.
 
Anyway, isn't much else going on at the moment. Just exams.
 
 
18/05/2006

One

Cultural imperialism is the practice of promoting the culture or language of one nation in another. (Taylor)
 
I am in the top 5% academic achievers in the UK  Wouldn't think it would ya lol.
 
God this spot is huge.
17/05/2006

Bleed like me

Woo I have had a hair cut! I think it looks good. It's not very emo so that's ok, Nath won't be scared of me.
 
I have lost my voice which some of you may think is a good thing btu not, no it's not.
 
Hahaha I got 79% (B) in my Sociology moc which is f*cking hilarious as I did no revision for it and it was the day after the college party (never good).
 
Poor Lou Lou is in hospital. Everyone text her and tell her they want her to get back to normal RIGHT NOW! DO IT! NOW!
15/05/2006

Elusive

Oooh, I had a General Studies exam today. Minor disaster. I wrote about how Ralph Harris does self-less work for the RSPCA but Anny pointed out that he was on that vet programme and getting paid a lot and had nothing to do with the RSPCA so that's not good. Also wrote about how teachers are selfish wanting a payrise when there are starving children in the world which I don't think will go down well with the examiner. I may have also voiced my political views a bit toooo much. Ready for Sociology tomorrow though, I'm going to ace it.

 

And my poor Lou Lou is ill  I hope she gets better really really soon, she nearly made me cry...

 

And I'm sorry Lauren! It's not funny. I got my Biology moc back and got a C and said "oh well, at least I didn't get a D" and then Lauren got hers back and got a D. I'm really rather sorry, she knows she will ace the real thing though  Hope I do  A C isn't bad considering I didn't revise innit.

 

Getting my hair cut on Wednesday and I'm getting a BIG emo sweeeeeeppppp to hide my face

13/05/2006

The Nobodies

I only want what I can't have
06/05/2006

Mexican Standoff (Spanish Version)

It has been a good week I think. Well kind of. I got my chav k swiss shoes which I love . I failed my Bio mock and got a D but that's ok I didn't revise. Got a B in a Chem paper I did though. We have spent most of the week sunbathing in the Quarry which is always good! I went to all my lessons this week again even though I could have easily stayed in the Quarry all day
 
Work is alright. Busy. And I dropped a lot of sandles. But that wasn't my fault.
 
I have hidden rations around my house incase we get invaided but Jools keeps eating them. Exam stress does things like this to me. Soon I will probably be moving the cutlery etc again. Oh well. It will be worth it if we haven't made peace with Russia! Haha! Shhhh. 
26/04/2006

She Sells Santuary

No one reads my blog anymore do they. So I can say whatever I want and not worry about who's reading it  Tits. Hehehe. Gay on toast. Niamh has a penis. Lalalala. I've farted.

 

Hmm, I got paid today but only like £80 when I did loads of extra time this month. It's not good. The K Swiss shoes (white and pink) I want are £60 and they are HOT AS! And then there's the skirt I also want which is £25. Do you see my problem? But then I also need phone credit and V money. So that is my money situation at the moment. Oooh, and there's going out and the college party.

 

College is alright. We have been sunbathing in the Quarry the past few days which is just lovely. I got stuck in a tree on Thursday much to Annys amusment. Hmm, I'm not failing still. I went to all my lessons this week I think which is suprising!

 

I'm going to Medsim in July. Wooo. And I have work experiance at Shrewsbury hospital for a week in October. So that's going below average but improving. I need some old people.

 

Latest obsessions in the music area include Black Eyed Peas, Gone going. Garbage, Bleed like me. Gnarls Barclay, Crazy. I'm going tree planting on Sunday if I'm not working...

 

Erm, that's pretty much my life at the moment. Think I'll go eat cookie dough ice cream.

 

Party at Emmas tomorrow!!!

 

 

11/04/2006

Just Because

We have finished our final D of E expedition and passed. Woo. Ahhhh it was painful but funny. We walked over 50 miles in the end.
 
On the first morning I was convinced I had lost the pair of pants I was wearing (black ones with blue bow), yes I know, the pants I was WEARING.  I would have lost them between getting out of my tent and walking to the toilet block so me and Lou looked round the field for them but didn't find them. 6 hours into the walk I found them when I went to the toilet. They were kind of round my middle. I have no idea how they got there. I seem to have porblems with loosing items of clothing in public...
 
Other amusing things included Emma doing a little opera singing whenever the sun came out which made me laugh lots. And Nath laughing at EVERYTHING. And screaming various swear words out across Wales from big hills. And my hand swelled up on the first day, I couldn't close it or anything. That was weird. Not funny. And my feet bleed. And my back hurts. And I'm very bruised. And my knee doesn't like going upstairs. And my ankle made a funny crunching noise. Pain.
 
The weather wasn't good. We had every kind of weather. Snow and hail, sun (giving us all sunburn! No joke), lots and lots of rain, frost (my gloves and boots froze, they were in the tent), very strong wind, fog, thunder....
 
Going back to Wales again tomorrow or Thursday avec Alex.
30/03/2006

American English

College is depressing. But I'm not failing anymore, getting B's in Chemistry so that's kind of goodish. Kind of. We sat in a tree again today but it wasn't happy (us, not the tree, I'm sure the tree was happy. I did give it some Pepsi. And chips.) Oh well. Work at Millets is going ace, I got an over average basket size. I'm not sure what that means but I think it's good. I'm turning emo with the lovely but very very tight pair of emo jeans I'm buying tomorrow. I won't wear them to the college party. I'm going to wear my famous very very small skirt again. Hmmmm, that's about all. (I beat Eliza at table football again)